Bathroom wall #3

Here I sit,
all tired and dirty.
Trying to hide,
until 5:30

Bathroom wall #2

The boss gets a dollar,
I get a dime.
Thats why I shit,
On company time.

On A bathroom wall #1

Here I sit,
Broken hearted.
Came to shit,
and only farted.

Ode to the rubber

Rubber Rubber on the floor,
I think you fell the night before,
I wish I had used you, just because,
I cant remember who she was.

- Robert

To the rhythm of twinkle twinkle little star

To the rhythm of twinkle twinkle little star

Tinkle tinkle in the car,
Why did mommy, drive so far?
I feel the warmth on my thigh,
My siblings laugh, I wanna cry.
Tinkle tinkle in the car,
Where's the potty for the car?