What do you call a Gay dinosaur?

A MEGA-SORE-ASS

What starts with F and ends with UCK?

FiretrUCK!

Chervolet and Toyota have banded together to make a new car.

They have decided to collectively name it......The TOYO-let[toilet]

Why don't Mexico have an Olympic team?

All of the ones that can run, jump, and swim are already here!

What did the Gay man say to the guy at the bar?

May I push in your stool?

How do you fit 4 Gays on a bar stool?

Flip it over!

Why does Santa Clause have no children?

Because it is hard to get pregnant with a man that only comes once a year. Espesially when that is down chimneys!

What do you call a hundred Mexicans standing around your house?

A spicket fence!

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do gay men preffer ribbed condoms?

Better traction in the mud!

What did one condom say to the other as they walked by the gay bar?

Lets go in and get shit faced!